Teasing Rule

Teaser Tuesdays is a weekly bookish meme, hosted by MizB of Should Be Reading. Anyone can play along! Just do the following:

• Grab your current read
• Open to a random page
• Share two (2) “teaser” sentences from somewhere on that page
• BE CAREFUL NOT TO INCLUDE SPOILERS! (make sure that what you share doesn’t give too much away! You don’t want to ruin the book for others!)
• Share the title & author, too, so that other TT participants can add the book to their TBR Lists if they like your teasers!

Here's my Teaser:

“Look I have somewhere I have to be and I don’t particularly love that I have to go, but you freaking out and making a scene is not going to do anything other than piss me off.  I hope you had a good time last night and you can leave your number but we both the chances of me calling you are slim to none.  If you don’t want to be treated like crap maybe you should stop going home with drunken dudes you don’t know.  Trust me we’re really only after one thing and the next morning all we really want is for you to go quietly away.  I have a headache and I feel like I’m going to hurl, plus I have to spend the next hour in a car with someone that will be silently loathing me and joyously plotting my death so really can we just save the histrionics and get a move on it"

~Rule by Jay Crownover this it's very close to the Beginning of the book...had me laughing so hard:)